Mom and Dad tell kid he is adopted

Told their kid he is adopted to make him feel better he is dying.

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  • Tony The Tiger
    "He has the biggest penis in the world, except for mine." LOL
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    • Jim Bob Cooter
      I was dying at that point
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      • Lucid Chimp
        we are all dying...

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